Age 31, Male
Texas, USA
Joined on 1/15/13
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Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Find all places to take a shit
Beat the game
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Start the game for the first time.
Decide to play the game.